May 2013
fullmetal-dipshit:
ozzyosborntodie:
“you’re a virgin, so obviously you know nothing about sex”
That awkward moment when someone is getting...
sodamnrelatable:
Those people who walk really slow in the hallways
forever90s:
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas...
niggaimdeadass:
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my...
send me 'have you evers' and i will reply with yes...
